"Steven? Hello?"
- Lebanon Valley College
"Have we met, Stevie?"
- Flagler College
"Are you receiving my e-mails?"
- Loyola University, MD
"You like to stay busy."
- Hofstra University
Desperate, creepy, sometimes downright meaningless.. can anyone else think of another word to describe the college board's contact methods?
They just don't stop.. they obviously know my e-mail. They know my phone number. They know my parent's information. They even know our address. I'm sure they'll kick down the door and threaten to slit my throat with one of their envelopes if I refuse to request additional information about their schools. That's of course, if they're not already trying to drown me with hundreds of flyers and brochures. Why didn't nobody ever warn us about these guys? They mean business!
The college board must have it in with the Mafia too, considering how powerful they all are. Why else would colleges let all this mail be sent out in their names?
I don't know, but it's draining me mentally just thinking about it.
I know what to do, Jack will cheer me up!
Catharsis, baby, here I come!
(P.S.) My personal fundraising page for the 30 Hour Famine will be up tomorrow. I'll be posting links to it from here and from my Facebook as close to a daily basis as I possibly can between now and the day of the Famine. Remember that if you're planning on giving birthday presents to reconsider. I don't usually take them because I'd rather that money be contributed towards this cause.
In the meantime, you can check out World Vision's website on that from here:
And how much could a donation hurt?
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